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ryoden-ashdawn:

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Ah-ah, Barbie, you’re so fine,

You’re so fine you blow my mind

Jump into the driver’s seat and put it into speed drive

Hot, ridin’ through the streets,

On a different frequency

Know you know just what I mean,

We’re runnin’ through the red lights~

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ryoden-ashdawn:

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And I’m bad like the Barbie

I’m a doll, but I still wanna party

Pink ‘Vette like I’m ready to bend

I’m a ten, so I pull in a Ken~

belle-ofthebrawl:

rev-another-bondi-blonde:

A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.

Kitties will be kitties 🐈‍⬛

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radicalgraff:

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“ANAL / All Nazis Are Losers”

Sticker seen in Vienna, Austria

acapellasampler:

sunless-arizona:

br2ly:

uwahh…!!! *magical girl transformation but instead i turn into a dead body*

the plot of danny phantom

@java-kitty

brightlotusmoon:

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:

sexy-raccoons:

catchymemes:

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via

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BTW for anyone too lazy to do the math a wage of $125 a day works out to about $15/hour for an 8-hour workday so….. someone in 1923 definitely had a vision of the future

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How many kids is too many?

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ryoden-ashdawn:

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They warn you about the femme fatales, but never the dad fatales. Smh.

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